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nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

Posted 2 days ago

dwarfsmut:

thrandhaldy:

he is in armor╰( ̄▽ ̄)╮

 i cannot breathe

yes baby

Posted 2 days ago

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

Posted 2 days ago

jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

(Source: jonasbrothers)

Posted 2 days ago

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

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laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

(Source: 12818-tomhanks)

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charlieismyqueen:

frecklesandfandoms:

harryll0yds:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

is that James McAvoy in the middle

that is the most random assortment of people I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

Reblogging for the guys with no pants on.

(Source: mcavoyclub)

Posted 2 days ago

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(Source: broughttoyoubytheletterq)